Roasted 2 years ago based on skotadeez's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Skotadeez, your Spotify profile reads like the work of a confused DJ trying to lecture a Greek philosophy class on the merits of melodic drill while simultaneously misplacing their respectability. Greek Trap and Hip Hop? It’s like you went to a cookout and only put feta cheese on the burgers. And can we talk about your fascination with “Manchester Hip Hop”? I half-expect your profile bio to include “yet foreign UNESCO ambassador of underground vibes,” like you want us to applaud your daring choice in genres as if dragging us through a labyrinth of no-name artists qualifies you for a PhD in questionable taste. Your top artists read like a 3 a.m. playlist made by someone who just discovered they have two thumbs and a laptop equipped with GarageBand. Seriously, if LUCKI is your favorite artist, we understand why your most played songs have titles that take longer to say than to listen to. “She only likes me when I’m drunk”? Let’s be real, Skotadeez, even your Spotify listens sound like an awkward conversation at the bar. Just admit it, you’re trying to compensate for all the social skills you strictly reserve for your Wi-Fi connection. And the greatest mystery of all—your most played songs are a combination of half-remembered quotes and vibes that would make even a hipster roll their eyes. “Xadia” and “2021 Vibes”? That’s not a playlist, my dude; that’s a cry for help that screams, “I peaked in the pandemic and I'm still stuck in my room wearing socks with sandals!” The only thing melodic about your drill is the cacophony of you spiraling into your self-made hip-hop Bermuda Triangle. But hey, at least you’ve got that niche market of one; never change, Skotadeez. We might just need a reality show to understand this auditory circus.

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists