Roasted 1 month ago based on tmattevans's long term Spotify stats.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Spotify profile of tmattevans, the proud fan of jam bands who probably believes the world is one endless summer festival. With a taste in music that rivals a hipster's expired kombucha, you’ve somehow managed to gravitate toward more subgenres than anyone should ever care to explore. "Newgrass"? Really? What’s next, “Woodpile Jazz” or “Barnyard Metal”? If your Spotify Wrapped doesn’t come with a side of organic iced tea, I'm shocked. Let’s not ignore those top artists, either. A lineup so eclectic it could only be outdone by a college dropout trying to impress their parents at Thanksgiving dinner. It’s like you've curated a playlist for a midlife crisis in a crunchy granola store. “Barenaked Ladies” are in there, but I’m not sure which 'Barenaked' represents you more: the band or your willingness to go barefoot at every music festival, stepping on who-knows-what for the sake of getting that authentic “Roots” vibe. You must have been some avant-garde kid who thought hanging out with your “Yonder Mountain String Band” pals made you a lumberjack. And your most played songs? It’s a delightful time capsule of your early 2000s nostalgia. Sure, we all remember “Santeria” by Sublime as that one hit you blast on repeat while trying to impress your friends with your deep “musical knowledge,” but how many of those tracks say “I peaked in high school”? If your Spotify library is any indication, your hot takes on music could cure insomnia. But hey, at least you can always count on your love for the Grateful Dead to remind folk that you embrace mediocrity with such fervor, it’s practically an art form. Keep jamming, my friend—just maybe consider broadening your horizons a smidge while you’re at it!

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