Roasted 2 years ago based on Savanna Verbeek's long term Spotify stats.

Savanna Verbeek, the musical connoisseur who likes her rock as classic as her Instagram filter choices. You’ve piled on more rock genres than most people have steps on their FitBits. “Soft Rock” and “Hard Rock”? Sounds like you can’t decide between cuddling on the couch and throwing your air guitar around like you're at a second-rate festival no one’s heard of. Seriously, were those genre options presented to you by an indecisive toddler? Your top artists look like a lineup for a mid-2000s nostalgia tour, featuring the “Legends of Adulting” and the “Who Even Are These People?” brigade. From Led Zeppelin to Swollen Members, your playlist is like opening a time capsule and wondering why you didn't just bury it deeper. And what's with Kendrick Lamar being sandwiched in there with Fleetwood Mac? It’s like pairing gourmet cheese with stale crackers—an identity crisis on shuffle mode. As for your most played songs, one minute you’re basking in the mellow glow of "Into the Mystic" as if it’s a life-changing experience, and the next you’re thumbing through "Death Warrant" like you’re the reluctant lead in a 90s grunge film. It seems like your musical taste reflects your dating life: eclectic but still a massive mess. If variety is the spice of life, then Savanna, you’re the burnt toast next to a beautiful feast of flavors that no one wants to taste.

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