Roasted 2 months ago based on terms of service's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, "Terms of Service," the name alone says it all. You sound like the music equivalent of a generic software agreement that nobody reads but everyone clicks "I Accept" anyway. Your favorite genres read like a hipster’s shopping list of "Things to Make Me Seem Interesting at Parties"—and if I had a nickel for every time someone bragged about their taste in "Exotica," I’d have enough to actually buy some good music for you. Seriously, your playlist is the sonic version of a vegan buffet: confusing, overly complicated, and nobody really knows why it exists in the first place. Your top artists could form a support group for people who desperately wish they weren’t mainstream. Radiohead—great choice, if you want to keep pretending that you’ve got your finger on the pulse of edgy music while actually living in your parents’ basement bingeing Broadway soundtracks and crying into your collection of Vocaloid merch. And let's not forget Lin-Manuel Miranda and his legion of rabid fans; you must have a secret handshake for the "I Love History and Rapping" club. But hey, at least your eclectic tastes make for some solid conversation starters—if by “conversation” you mean an awkward silence broken only by the sound of someone trying to figure out how to escape. As for your most played songs, they're like a mixologist’s worst nightmare. "Anyone Can Play Guitar"? Pretty bold claim, but let's be honest—you’re probably just hoping you can play air guitar well enough to impress the ghosts of your music taste past. With tracks like "Michael in the Bathroom," it’s clear your emotional life peaks at the same level as a middle-schooler peeking through the bathroom stall for social validation. Overall, your Spotify profile reads like a thesis paper on how to be gloriously un-cool. But hey, that might just be your secret weapon in finding someone who enjoys all the same weird obsessions as you—good luck down that rabbit hole!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!