Roasted 7 months ago based on Bartek Basiak's long term Spotify stats.

Bartek Basiak, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like a list of genres ambushed by a slightly confused high school music class. With as many "UK" genres as you have favorites, I half expect you to come out wearing a tracksuit and sipping tea while carrying the Union Jack. Seriously, you don't need to expand your music tastes to the entire United Kingdom; it’s not like they’re sending over their best and brightest. If your love for drill and grime were any more brooding, you’d be mistaken for the poet laureate of an underground bunker. Speaking of your top artists, it looks like you’re leading a secret revival for the Polish hip-hop underworld, with no intention of letting the rest of the world know you exist. They say variety is the spice of life, but it seems like your playlist is just a lab experiment that’s gone very wrong. “Kukon” three times on your most played songs? Did you mistakenly hit replay on that album back-to-back or are you auditioning to have your memories befouled permanently with “Parasol” on repeat? I can practically hear the existential crisis creeping in as you nod your head to "bezludna wyspa," wondering if it was a musical selection or a metaphor for your social life. And let’s talk about your streaming habits, my dude. If the number of times you’ve jammed to “CERTIFIED LOVER” had actually resulted in you being one, maybe you'd have more than just your Spotify Wrapped to show for it. “Taco Hemingway”? More like Taco ‘Wanna Be My Friend’ — I hope you’re not expecting to strike up a conversation anytime soon with that level of deep connection to the ghost of your abandoned social life. So gather your UK troops, Bartek, because that profile is so one-dimensional it might as well be the flat surface of a runaway drill platform!

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