Roasted 1 year ago based on Zende_M's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Zendeloutje. The only Spotify profile that manages to feel like an awkward seventh-grade sleepover playlist—minus the sleepover, of course. Lo-Fi and "soft pop"? Is that your way of saying you have the emotional range of a lumpy sofa? Your collection screams “I need background noise while I contemplate my life choices in the bath,” and yet, here we are. You'd think your top genres were designed to help you relax into a coma rather than ignite any spark of passion. Let's talk about those artists. "BGM Maker"? Really? You might as well say your favorite artist is "My Neighbor's Alarm Clock." Then there's "BoyWithUke," whose entire catalog could fit into a single existential crisis. And Coldplay? You know they’ve got more sad songs than a therapy session, right? It’s like you’re trying to curate the official soundtrack for emotional instability. And “One Direction”? The only direction here is directly toward a midlife crisis at the age of 25. And those most played songs? Congratulations, you’ve just unlocked the ultimate achievement in basic taste! You’re basically a Pinterest board brought to life, decorated with motivational quotes and pastel colors—all the while drowning in a sea of nostalgia for things you haven’t genuinely enjoyed since middle school. “Counting Stars” at the top? Hope it’s a reflection of your financial situation because those streaming royalties won’t cover the therapy sessions you’ll need after jamming to *that* on repeat! Here’s a thought: maybe branch out into genres that don’t make you feel like you’re trapped in a loop of your high school heartbreak?

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