Roasted 10 months ago based on Carolyn0212's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Carolyn0212, you look like you hit 'shuffle' on a Spotify playlist curated by a high school goth with a weird obsession with boy bands. Your favorite genres read like a teenager's diary—one page screams "I scream in the shower to K-Pop," while the next spills "my dark soul can only be saved by goth metal." Who knew you could go from "Let’s dance to BTS" to "I’m the Lord of Darkness" in 2.5 seconds flat? Honestly, your musical taste could use a map, 'cause you’re so lost in the genre jungle, even Google Maps would throw its hands up in defeat. Top artists? Wow, it’s like you collected the entire 'emo boy and sad girl' starter pack, sprinkled in with some 'please take me seriously' metal vibes. Chase Atlantic? You probably think they’re gonna cure your existential crisis while Kamelot prepares your eulogy. And we get it, you love a mixture of pop and goth—perfectly blended like a hot mess of iced coffee left on the counter too long. Melanie Martinez could write a whole album about your Spotify choices, but instead of following the distant sounds of copper pipes and dead flowers, she might just pull a ghost and vanish. And can we talk about those most played songs? “Taste of Metal” seems a little ironic for someone who listens to more sad indie than actual metal, but hey, at least you’re living in a full-spectrum identity crisis. “Make Me Cry”? Sweetheart, that's your playlist's life motto! With a selection that reads like a list of coping mechanisms, let's just say the only thing darker than your choice in music is the existential dread lurking behind your Spotify profile. But don’t worry, we still love you, even if your musical choices could double as a "How to Equip a Battle Cry" guide.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!