Roasted 7 months ago based on MB's long term Spotify stats.

Oh MB, your Spotify profile is like a mixtape from a middle-school graduation party – a little awkward, slightly cringeworthy, and undeniably confusing. R&B and K-Pop? It’s like you’re trying to make your ears commit cultural appropriation while simultaneously dodging a style identity crisis. You’ve got more genres than personality traits, which really is saying something! And who, in God's name, actually has a "Yacht Rock" playlist? Are you trying to sail away from good taste or just stow away on a cringe cruise? Let’s be real, your top artists read like a "How to Be Basic in 2023" handbook. Michael Jackson and Mariah Carey? Congratulations, you’ve uncovered the secret of being the most predictable person at the party! And while we’re at it, please take a moment to explain the five different flavors of R&B you've decided to indulge in. What’s next, a dedicated "Thermal R&B" category? Your most played songs are so niche, I’m convinced you're secretly running an underground music label pushing sub-genres nobody asked for, like "Indonesian R&B" or “Pinoy R&B” – because only you can save the world from this musical apocalypse! And let’s not forget your most played tracks – a collection of songs that could only soundtrack a teary “please take me back” montage. “Every Now and Then” and yet you keep hitting the repeat button? It's like you’re trying to convince yourself that rehashing the same emotional wreckage won’t lead to further emotional wreckage! Honestly, if your musical taste was a food dish, it’d be a sad bowl of lukewarm oatmeal with a sprinkle of holiday cheer – bland, regrettable, and nobody’s going back for seconds. Your Spotify presence is a travesty wrapped in irony, like a prepared meal at a potluck that no one asked for.

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