Roasted 1 year ago based on john :0's long term Spotify stats.

Txme, what an eclectic mess you’ve got here! Your Spotify profile reads like a high-schooler’s attempted biography after their first goth phase. With a lineup of genres that includes everything from "Permanent Wave"—which sounds like an unfortunate haircut—to "Slacker Rock," it’s amazing you haven’t slipped into a permanent state of musical amnesia. I mean, "POV: Indie"? You have got to be kidding—what’s next, “POV: Utter Confusion”? And let’s not even start on your top artists, which feel like the playlist for someone who exclusively hangs out in dive bars and has strong opinions on why vinyl sounds “better.” Alex G takes up a staggering amount of space here; are you a fan or just desperately trying to convince your friends that you knew him when he was in a garage band playing for seven people? The dude can’t even maintain a coherent online presence! You’ve got Nirvana and The Smashing Pumpkins chilling next to “alex_g_offline”—it’s like the world’s weirdest musical potluck, and you’ve brought nothing but the unmarked Tupperware of mediocrity! Your most played songs read like the soundtrack to a breakup you’ve been nursing since 2016. You have more songs by “alex_g_offline” on repeat than people in her DMs. It’s high time you add some variety to that playlist unless you want your Spotify recommendations to slowly morph into a funeral dirge. At this point, I have to ask: Are you looking for a musical identity or just really hoping to find the sound of your own tears echoing back to you? Come on, Txme, let’s update that profile before even your WiFi gives up on streaming you!

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