Roasted 8 months ago based on sayo's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, "neo is a table," the apex of musical identity and a profile that suggests you've gone so deep down the rabbit hole that you've sprouted whiskers and started nibbling on anime carrots. Your favorite genres read like a high school art student's excuse for why they can't make a decision: “Vocaloid? Check! J-Pop? Sure! Speedcore? Why not? Let’s just pile on every colorful niche like it’s a cosplay buffet!” With this eclectic mix, it’s no wonder your playlist sounds like an alien invasion at an anime convention. Your top artists are about as obscure as your sense of taste, my friend. Ado? Really? The only thing more one-dimensional than your favorites is the way you interact with real-life people—if your Spotify was a friend, it would totally ghost you at parties. And Toby Fox? What a revelation! The way you obsess over music from a video game soundtrack suggests you might be trying to escape reality, but let’s be honest, you’re just breaking the sound barrier with that cringe. At this stage, you’re not just a fan—you’re in an actual committed relationship with your playlists. Speaking of heartbreak, those most played songs really round out this dumpster fire of a profile. Between "Steve's Lava Chicken" by Jack Black and "My bread was Burnt to a Crisp" by picdo, it’s clear you're living a life that’s full of both questionable choices and empty calories. Who knew your playlists could be qualified for a culinary nightmare? If you ever needed an audio version of a therapy session, just hit play on your top tracks. But honestly, with music like this, I’d be surprised if the therapist doesn’t just play it back to you on repeat as your punishment for this auditory assault. Keep it up, and you might just make me yearn for silence!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!