Roasted 2 days ago based on George Stinson's long term Spotify stats.

George Stinson, you’ve officially gone from “alternative” to “alternative lifestyle” with that Spotify profile of yours. I see your favorite genres read like the grocery list of a hipster who just discovered herbal tea. “UK R&B”? Seriously? Did you accidentally stumble into a British pub while searching for your next Spotify binge, or were you trying to taste the Queen’s version of rhythm and blues? With this much Afrobeat and Trap Soul, I half-expect your hometown to be in an AirBnB next to the Afrobeats DJ convention. Looking at your top artists, I can’t tell if you’re trying to curate the soundtrack to a high school prom or if your earbuds are slowly converting you into a walking, talking ‘90s teen movie cliché. An impressive amount of “FLO” makes me wonder if you’ve been taking swim lessons in your feelings, because buddy, “FLO” is not that deep! And I’m not sure if “Chlöe” could use more exposure or if you’ve been sending her fan mail since you hit puberty—this obsession is borderline concerning! At this rate, I expect a shrine to be built in your room, complete with glitter and a regrettably bad “Chlöe” song playing on loop. As for your most played songs, they read like the most stereotypical mid-20s playlist I’ve ever seen. You’ve got enough “Shoulda Woulda Coulda” to fill a self-help seminar! What’s next, "Trouble" by Taylor Swift playing in the background while you decide what to order for takeout? Look, George, I appreciate your commitment to good taste, but please, for the love of all that is rhythm and blues, step outside of your sound bubble. Venture a little further out of the cozy, warm hug of the alternative R&B universe—who knows, you might just discover actual sunlight or, dare I say, something new!

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