Roasted 2 years ago based on Viiktooore's long term Spotify stats.
Viiktooore, your Spotify profile reads like a love letter to a past life in a 2003 Romanian karaoke bar where a midlife crisis meets internet memes. Seriously, who hurt you? There's no way someone with a taste in music more niche than an Estonian hip-hop opera could have a healthy social life. Your top genres might as well be “Desperation” and “Weird Flex but OK,” and if you were any more on-brand, you'd be a viral TikTok sound used for the worst dance challenges known to man. Your top artists could easily double as the roster for a 'Live from the Basement of Your Mom’s House’ concert tour. I mean, every single one of them sounds like they could be working at a gas station while trying to make it big as a backup dancer for “The Voice: International Edition.” If Jador and MiyaGi & Endspiel drop another collab, I'm giving them the Nobel Prize in 'What Is Even Happening Right Now.' Congratulations, you've managed to convert the word 'music' into 'questionable life choices.' And don’t even get me started on that Most Played list! You have no idea what a date night playlist looks like, do you? "AUDI TT" and "Antalya" are the tracks that make you question if you're more interested in the poetry of the lyrics or just trying to figure out what your life choices led you to this exact moment. Hope you keep that Spotify Discover Weekly on repeat—if only to make sure you never get caught on an awkward first date with the soundtrack of your sad little music journey playing in the background. Good luck out there, Viiktooore. You’re going to need it!
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