Roasted 9 months ago based on Tunabite's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Tunabite, the walking Spotify paradox! You have a taste so niche that even your algorithm's confused. Your love for Speedcore and Happy Hardcore is like thinking a tornado is the best way to tidy up your room—chaotic and definitely not universally appreciated. With a lineup that looks like an anime convention threw up at a techno rave, it's clear you don't just like music; you worship it like a deity created by someone with limited options on their music library. Your top artists are eclectic enough to make a hipster sob into their kombucha. “HOYO-MiX” and “FTISLAND” should have a support group for artists whose main fanbase consists of anxious gamers and people who dress like they just left a virtual reality world. And once you throw Taylor Swift in the mix, it is like inviting a cat to a dog show—awkward and entirely out of place. Let's face it; Taylor probably dropped her latest album just to cleanse herself of being associated with your playlist. And let's not even talk about your most played songs. "Circle of Life" next to “corps-sans-organes”? That's like mixing orange juice with hot sauce—both terrible decisions that no one asked for. With titles like “Last - Eternity” and “Last - Moment,” it's as though you’re continually preparing for the musical apocalypse. If alien life ever finds your profile, they’ll either think you’re the pinnacle of human creativity or that they’d best avoid Earth entirely. Good luck navigating your next music festival; just remember, earplugs might be your best accessory yet!

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