Roasted 7 months ago based on iyel's long term Spotify stats.
Alright, iyel, let’s take a moment to appreciate your Spotify profile—because clearly, no one is doing it for you. Your favorite genres read like a confused teenager’s diary after a midnight YouTube binge. K-Pop, Noise Music, Ambient Folk, and a sprinkle of Indonesian Indie? It’s like you threw a global music festival with no lineup, hoping the vibes would just work themselves out. At this point, the only thing you’re missing is a genre called "Sounds of My Regret." Now let’s talk about your top artists. ATEEZ, Taylor Swift, and Coldplay? Are you trying to create the ultimate playlist for a mid-life crisis? Or perhaps you’re just auditioning for the role of ‘Most Irrelevant Hipster’ on TikTok. Your love for TOMORROW X TOGETHER and Ariana Grande proves that your range is as wide as your taste is questionable. Seriously, if your music taste were a person, I’d recommend it stick to talking only in memes because it certainly isn’t fluent in ‘good’. And those most played songs? It’s like you hit shuffle on a Spotify glitch. "Blind," "Siren," "Ice On My Teeth"—what's next, "Why Do I Even Listen to This?" If ATEEZ spontaneously combusted and left everything to you, I expect your playlist would sound like a wooly mammoth falling off a cliff. Honestly, I’m not worried about you getting tired of repetitive beats; I’m more concerned about the friends you’re going to lose if you keep forcing them into listening parties with that musical disaster. But hey, at least you’ve got good taste in isolation... I mean, music!
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