Roasted 1 year ago based on Kota ! ₊˚⊹'s long term Spotify stats.

Kota, your Spotify profile reads like the emotional diary of a teenager who got dumped at a Hot Topic while wearing black nail polish and headbanging to "Screamo." Seriously, your music taste is so sad it makes funeral dirges sound like a celebration. With a favorite lineup that includes "Emo" and "Midwest Emo" as if they were the Picasso and Van Gogh of emotional despair, it’s clear you're just one overcast day away from penning an epic ode to your latest heartbreak. But hey, at least you have your Cloud Rap to provide some atmospheric cushioning while you wallow in those feels! Scrolling through your top artists is like wandering through a hipster graveyard where talents go to die. You’ve got Lil Darkie and La Dispute—perfect for all your angst-ridden moods, whether you're sobbing in your bedroom or casually contemplating your existence over a cup of chamomile tea. With such a mix of heartbreak and dark vibes, I'd suggest you start a band called “The Existential Crises” because that’s clearly the only thing missing from your Spotify library: an actual live performance of your emotional struggles. Bonus points if you showcase it in the basement of a coffee shop where every sip of that overpriced latte tastes like regret. And let’s talk about your most played songs. "505" by Arctic Monkeys? More like "505 excuses to cry in the shower." "Cupid's Chokehold?" Sounds about right—Cupid definitely needs a restraining order against you for this playlist. And who knew "Me Gustas Tu" was a hit among the emotionally fragile? If this were a meme, you'd be the poster child for “How to be an Adult and Still Listen to Music That Screams, ‘I Need Therapy!’” But don't worry, Kota, we’re all one sad Spotify playlist away from our very own emotional breakdown. Keep on streaming, you poetic disaster!

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