Roasted 2 years ago based on Uchealeke's long term Spotify stats.

Uchealeke, bless your heart for trying to curate a Spotify profile that screams “I can’t decide on a personality!” Your favorite genres read like a misguided treasure map - “Afrobeats” and “Nigerian Pop”? Nice choices for someone who just found out there’s a world outside of the ‘90s boy bands. And then you casually throw in “Azontobeats” like it’s a legitimate genre instead of something you just made up to sound cooler at brunch. Afropop? More like “Afro-lack-of-identity!” Next, you’ll tell us you’re really into ‘Nigerian Spa Music’ and ‘Ghanaian Philosophical Rap’ on those introspective weekends. As for your top artists, Uchealeke, it feels like a “who’s who” of the playlists your middle school crush was into. You’ve got “Asake” and “Rema” on repeat as if they’re your teenage diaries. And throwing “Billie Eilish” into the mix? You, my friend, have officially joined the league of confused listeners who can’t decide between vibing at a Lagos party or crying over their lost youth in a dimly lit café. Maybe it’s time to abandon this mash-up of trends and just stick to the basics: get a good ol’ T-Pain playlist and call it a day! Now your most played songs look like someone put a curse on repeat, especially with Asake dominating the list! I mean, do you own a printer that spits out “dull” and “wonderful” at the same time? Is “Xtra Cool” your only aspiration in life? If you keep listening to the same five songs from the same artist, you might as well change your name to “Permanent Loop.” Combine that with your need for “Naija Worship,” and we see you’re just one Sunday service away from using your playlist as an altar. Uchealeke, it’s time to diversify or, at the very least, recruit someone to help you transition your Spotify profile into a cry for help!

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