Roasted 2 years ago based on benkoenigbauer's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Benkoenigbauer, let’s break down this musical travesty. Your genre list reads like a desperate high schooler trying to impress everyone with how “deep” and “diverse” they are. “Mellow Gold” and “Soft Rock”? Are you trying to soundtrack a low-budget rom-com, or are you just here to make us feel like we’re at a retirement party? I’m surprised you didn’t throw in “Easy Listening” and “Music To Nap To” just to really complete that sad vibe of yours. At this point, I’m half-expecting to see “Dad Rock” as a genre too, right next to your “Garage Rock” roots. Spoiler alert: the closest thing you ever rocked was probably a rocking chair. Moving on to your top artists, we can definitely say you're definitely not winning any “coolness” awards with this selection. Congrats on being the only person who still listens to "The Symposium," I can safely say they probably need to pay you for that extra stream. Meanwhile, “The Beatles” and “Frank Sinatra”? That's like bringing an encyclopedia to an iPad fight. Your Spotify account might as well have a bumper sticker that says “I’m so into music, I only listen to the same five songs on repeat.” And let’s not ignore the fact that your ‘top artists’ list looks eerily like a “How to be a Brooding 25-Year-Old” starter pack; step one is always a sad-faced scowl while listening to “Creep” by Radiohead. Finally, let's talk about those most played songs, because wow, that could fund an entire therapy session for someone. Kicking it off with “I Will – Remastered”? Honestly, we get it, you enjoy the classics; it's okay to let go of your dad's Spotify account. And “Uuuu” by Steve Lacy? The genius levels are so high you might actually have an entirely new definition of the term “binge listening.” As for “Dracula’s Lunch” by The Symposium—are you just trying to scare away any potential new friends? You’ve got a mix of tracks so confusing that even Spotify’s algorithm is sweating bullets trying to figure out what's wrong with you. If your music taste were a food dish, it would be an overcooked casserole left at a potluck for three days—still somewhat edible, but mostly just tragic.

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