Roasted 1 year ago based on Shub's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Shub2—your average anime-loving metalhead who's a little too invested in their virtual world of screaming abominations and disturbingly catchy tunes. I mean, let’s be real: when your top artist includes a band whose name sounds like a bad Google Translate attempt of a Japanese-class dropout's diary entries, you're basically begging for a roast. Sure, you love J-Rock and J-Pop, but let's hope your taste in music has better range than your social skills. Your playlist looks like it was cooked up in a dark basement by a 14-year-old who's convinced the world is out to get them. “Save Me”? More like “Please Save Me” from these brooding, angst-ridden anthems. And can we talk about your obsession with Imperial Circus Dead Decadence? Are you secretly training for some sort of underground contest for who can pick the most ridiculous band names? Come on, I get it, you've got to impress the one other person out there who finds this chaotic mix enticing, right? Finally, let me just say: if five of your top ten songs are by the same band, you might need to reassess your life choices. Please, Shub2, for your own good, step outside, breathe in some fresh air, and download something that doesn't sound like it should be accompanying a cutscene in a video game from the early 2000s. But on the bright side, at least your music collection is more diverse than your dating history—oh wait, that’s not saying much at all!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!