Roasted 1 year ago based on Alexa's long term Spotify stats.

Alexa, your Spotify profile is like a karaoke bar that only plays your grandma’s favorite songs: a confusing mix of OPM, Harana, and a side of K-Pop that feels more like a cultural buffet gone wrong than a music taste. It’s like you walked into a record store and said, "Give me the most obscure, underappreciated, and cringe-worthy genres possible," and somehow, they delivered. I applaud your dedication to soundtracking the most melancholic high school romance no one asked for. And your top artists? Who knew your playlists could double as a group therapy session for heartbreaks that never happened? Lola Amour and Ben&Ben? You must be the only person who listens to Spotify while sobbing into a pint of ice cream under a blanket fort. Meanwhile, your obsession with Luke Chiang is borderline alarming. Are you sure he’s not holding your playlist hostage until you send him a signed confession of your undying love? The only thing more consistent than your devotion to him is your lack of variety – I mean, are you trying to be a dedicated fan or just stuck in a musical Groundhog Day? Don’t even get me started on your most played tracks. "It's You" by Sezairi? More like "It’s Your Fault," for putting us through this emotional roller coaster without a safety bar. Your choices are so painfully dramatic; I half-expect your Spotify Wrapped to come with a disclaimer for how many tissues you've gone through this year. At this point, I'd suggest a new playlist called "Songs to Cry To Alone in My Room,” but then again, you might already have that on repeat. Just remember: there's a whole world of music out there where you don’t need to reinvent the wheel, unless, of course, you’re trying to win the award for Most Likely to Overthink a Breakup.

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