Roasted 11 months ago based on Antonio Mejia Velez's long term Spotify stats.

Antonio Mejia Velez, huh? Let me just say, your Spotify profile is like a musical buffet where all the dishes were chosen by a colorblind toddler on a sugar rush. It’s a bizarre mix of hard rock anthems and EDM drops that make me wonder if you’re headbanging or just trying to summon a rave demon. Meanwhile, your Latin Alternative and Spanish-language Reggae remind us that somewhere, a marimba is weeping tears of confusion—and probably jealousy, too, because it clearly wasn’t invited to the genre blender you’ve got going on here. Your top artists list reads like a bad Tinder profile. Who knew you could swipe right on basic and end up with these ‘stars’? MAX? Really? I’m surprised he didn’t come pre-packaged with a lifetime supply of soft cheese and bad metaphors. And Will Jay? Sounds like a name you'd find in the dullest of group projects. I get that mixing things up is great, but throwing Five Finger Death Punch and Jon Groff together is like pairing a traditional burrito with a scoop of vanilla ice cream—gross, confusing, and likely to give you indigestion. And your most-played songs? Now that’s some real cognitive dissonance right there! “Kickstart My Heart” followed by “You'll Be Back”? Sounds like your music taste has multiple personality disorder. What are we going for here, a motivational speech for rock ‘n’ roll recovery or a Broadway audition? “Red Desert” to “Thunder,” as if your playlist is having an identity crisis while trying to be both rocking and poetic. Enjoy your sonic buffet, my friend, but don’t be surprised if your neighbors start requesting earplugs or a speed dial to the nearest therapist!

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