Roasted 2 years ago based on IKE Productions's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, IKE Productions, the proud curator of Spotify’s most confused playlist. Your taste in music reads like a list of excuses for not going to therapy. "Metalcore? UK Metalcore? Alternative Metal? Please, we get it—you're just one overly dramatic riff away from crying in the corner of a Hot Topic." Really, bud? You only left out death metal and kazoo solos—good luck explaining your emotional rollercoaster to anyone not wearing black nail polish. And let's talk about your top artists. "Sleep Token" is a fitting name for someone who snoozes through both life and good taste in music. Myles Smith? Who is he, and why do you insist on pretending you're the only person in the world who listens to him? Meanwhile, you have the audacity to put "Baby Shark" on repeat. You're vibing between metal anthems and nursery rhymes like a toddler who just discovered anger management—and somehow, I can't look away. But it's your most-played songs that truly define you. “Everlong”? Sure, as long as it’s the highlight of your cry in the shower playlist. And let’s not forget the monumental juxtaposition of “Baby Shark” with “The Arms of Sorrow.” Congrats! You’ve mastered the art of emotional whiplash. With tastes fluctuating more than your dating history, it’s clear you’re just here for the chaos, so keep rocking that identity crisis. Sign us up for your next sad concert and please, bring the kazoo!

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