Roasted 11 months ago based on Skoumas's long term Spotify stats.

Skoumas, your Spotify profile reads like the musical equivalent of a middle school kid trying too hard to fit in. With a favorite genre list that looks like a BuzzFeed article titled “How to Sound Cool While Actually being Regrettably Basic,” it’s shocking that you haven’t single-handedly revived the “dad rock” movement just to rebel against your own taste. “Trap” and “UK Drill”? Wow, how original! What’s next—a hot take on the groundbreaking 'pop music' genre? Brace yourself for the future where you discover that there’s more to the world than just playlists labeled “Music for When I Want to Pretend I’m Dangerous”! And let’s talk about your top artists. With a lineup that features the elite of the “I-got-this-music-from-random-YouTube-recommendations” brigade, it’s a miracle you haven’t scared off all the serious music lovers. Kudos for keeping Drake on standby to act like you have some semblance of mainstream appeal, just in case your friends ask about that Instagram Story with 100 views. Meanwhile, your other artists sound like they’re still trying to figure out where the 'record' button is on whatever ancient technology you're using to listen to them. Next time you update this list, maybe add “bravery” to the genres you claim to love. Finally, your most played songs list reads like the soundtrack for a one-man show titled “A Cry for Help.” With four entries from TOQUEL, it’s clear you've decided that diversity is for those who aren’t hopelessly devoted to the same monotone sound. Is “DOLCE GABBANA” the fancy way you try to sneak some high culture into your playlist, Skoumas, or is it just wishful thinking as you wear your ‘I love bad decisions’ hoodie? But don’t worry, at least you’ll always have Light’s “No Sleep” to keep you up at night while you ponder how many hours you've wasted in this musical Bermuda Triangle you call a favorite tracks list.

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