Roasted 2 months ago based on JinxedAdo's long term Spotify stats.

JinxedCat, huh? More like the internet's least eligible bachelor. Your favorite genres read like a Wikipedia entry for "What to listen to when you want to stay forever single." You’ve got a playlist that screams "I kick children off the swings at the playground because I’m still salty about not being able to pull off a cringy dance in high school." Seriously, the last time someone had this many sub-genres in their life decisions, they were being reviewed by a therapist. And let's talk about those top artists. Ado and YOASOBI? Wow, you really went for the ‘I promise I’m relatable’ approach—all you need is a pair of cat ears and some questionable neon hair dye, and you’re basically the star of your own low-budget anime. I mean, is “The Living Tombstone” supposed to sound like a warning label for your Spotify account? With taste that screams “I’ve mastered the art of procrastination,” it’s obvious you spend more time curating mixtapes than actually forming human connections. Your most played songs are a nice touch too—so many titles that sound like they belong on a rejected script for an obscure YouTube web series. How can we take you seriously when your top track is called “Nightmare Restaurant”? Maybe you should rename your profile to “JinxedCat, Eating My Emotions Since 2021.” In the realm of music, you’re a walking meme, and it’s time to accept that: every “Lust” and “Devil in Disguise” just highlights how hopelessly out of touch you are with reality. Seek help, or at least try listening to something that doesn't come with a cartoon cat dodging laser beams.

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