Roasted 30 days ago based on Beppe's long term Spotify stats.

Beppe, looking at your Spotify profile is like opening a time capsule from the cringiest era of pop culture—thank you for reminding us all that some people peak at "Call Me Maybe." Your favorite genres read like a desperate attempt to be a modern-day DJ who can’t decide between throwing a birthday party and a middle school dance. Honestly, with this playlist, you might as well tie a disco ball to a treadmill and call it a workout—you’re not going to win any awards for diversity, but you’d have no shortage of glitter! Your top artists list is a tribute to musical choices that are about as profound as a kiddie pool. Katy Perry, Rihanna, and Kesha? It’s like you threw a teenage sleepover and everyone forgot to bring good taste! Lady Gaga is the only one attempting to elevate the cringe, but even she can't save you from that eternal shame of blasting "TiK Tok" on repeat. Meanwhile, "Rage Rap" might as well be a euphemism for your emotional reaction when you realize this playlist is still on shuffle. Let’s not forget your most played songs—it’s as if you desperately scoured the internet for the most overplayed tracks from 2010 and decided they were a literary masterpiece. "Skyfall - Sped Up"? Even James Bond can’t save that one! Between blasting "Don't Stop The Music" and "Last Friday Night," it's clear you’re stuck in a time warp where the music charts never left 2012. Honestly, Beppe, your Spotify profile combines all the worst elements of a high school reunion—remind me, who let you out of the basement?

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