Roasted 2 days ago based on Len's long term Spotify stats.

Len, your Spotify profile looks like the lovechild of a middle school anime club and a thrift store explosion. With genres like "Vocaloid" and "Art Pop," it's clear you find solace in the musical equivalent of a mood board created during a 3 AM existential crisis. Seriously, how many "J-Pop" playlists does it take to convince yourself that you’re not actually alone in your mom's basement? Let's not even get started on "Hyperpop," because it matches your personality: loud, chaotic, and brief enough that we all question our life choices when you play it. Your top artists read like a list of names that someone desperately threw together on a roll of sushi, and I can just picture you grooving out to Kikuo as if he’s the answer to life’s problems. How does one even become a superfan of "すたぽら"? Did you lose a bet? If there’s a support group for adults who unironically rock out to “おぎゃりたい!えぶりでい,” please sign me up because you seem like you could use some help getting back to reality. Not sure if you’re a music lover or just trapped in a time warp where the '90s never ended. And let’s talk about your “Most Played” tracks. They sound like the titles of a series of Japanese cartoons aimed at inducing sheer confusion or temporary insanity. “Eating, Sleeping, and Gazing”? Sounds like your daily routine. With songs that range from quirky to downright bizarre, I have to wonder if your playlists are a reflection of your social life. The only reason “SneakerStep” is your top song is because even the title suggests you might want to start moving out of that dark room of yours. So here’s my advice: hit the pause button on that playlist of questionable taste and consider expanding your horizons—unless your goal is to keep scaring away potential friends.

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists