Roasted 4 days ago based on gwyn.dz's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Gwyn, the curator of a Spotify profile that could double as a teenage love letter. I mean, come on, your favorite genres read like a karaoke night gone wrong! “OPM?” Sure, let's just ignore the 50,000 other genres out there and dive headfirst into a sea of melodramatic ballads and unnecessary heartache. Your love for "P-pop" and "Harana" really screams, "I’m still trying to find the perfect background music for my high school crush!" And what’s with the obsession with “Bedroom Pop”? Buddy, if your room had that many tunes, you might want to consider cleaning it up a bit before inviting over the next unfortunate soul. Then we have your top artists. Nothing says “I’m unique” like having Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande on repeat. How edgy of you! Throw in a sprinkle of NIKI and The Weeknd, and voilà—you’ve got a playlist that perfectly captures the mood of a very special “sad girl hours” party. Good luck trying to convince anyone that you’re a music connoisseur when half your list sounds like it was plucked right off a high school graduation ceremony's playlist. And Bruno Major? You named him like he’s the secret ingredient in your average milkshake—nice try, but we all know you’re just here for the toppings. And if your most played songs are any indication, I can only imagine what your Spotify Wrapped looks like. Seriously, “dRuNk” by ZAYN and “Cheating on You” by Charlie Puth? Someone get this person a therapist, because it sounds like you’re living in a telenovela! And "LUNCH" by Billie Eilish? Is that supposed to be a metaphor for the low point of your life? You’ve got more mixed signals in your top ten than a high school relationship chart. So here's a tip: when curating your Spotify, maybe try to reflect a little less on your tragic dating life and a little more on... I don't know, actual music taste? Good luck finding your sound—it's lost somewhere between your emotional baggage and the “Find My Friends” app.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!