Roasted 10 months ago based on sam's long term Spotify stats.

Sam, your Spotify profile reads like the emotional tears of a mixtape DJ who loves to rap about his feelings... and really needs a hug. With an artist lineup that screams "I peaked in high school," it’s clear you’ve got all the depth of a kiddie pool. Who needs individuality when you can just pick every 'Lil' and 'Young' under the sun? You’ve got enough Southern Hip Hop in your playlist to keep the entire Mason-Dixon line feeling pretty satisfied, but let's be honest: you don't give a single Gucci Mane about any genre variety. Your most played songs list looks like a 'who's who' of “I have commitment issues,” where every track is a painful reminder of your tumultuous relationship with self-identity. “Long Story Short” with Lil Wayne? Just like your decision-making skills, it’s more chaotic than it's supposed to be. And “Free Sex” by YoungBoy Never Broke Again? With music tastes that scream “I’m in a committed relationship with my couch,” let’s hope you don’t take that title too literally or you’ll be swiping right on every app until your thumb cramps. But honestly, Sam, it’s impressive that you can fit so many different trap genres into your life and still manage to be the most boring person at the party. Your playlist is like a buffet of sonic mediocrity where everything sounds the same, yet you're still managing to add new flavors for a diet of disarray. Embrace the chaos, my friend, and remember: just because your Spotify suggests a hundred variations of the same beats doesn’t mean you have to live life as if you're in a perpetual “Trap Soul” convention.

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