Roasted 1 year ago based on Shruti's long term Spotify stats.

Shruti, your Spotify profile reads like an identity crisis waiting to happen. Are you a Bollywood diva or a soft pop wannabe? With 'Hindi Pop' and Taylor Swift listed as the yin and yang of your music taste, I can't help but wonder if you're having an identity tug-of-war between singing "Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham" and "Shake It Off" while on a rollercoaster of cultural confusion. One minute you’re deep in the soulful realms of Sufi, and the next you’re sobbing over the latest breakup anthem. Please, just pick a lane! Your top artists list is an audacious mix, like putting a panda and a dolphin together in a zoo and expecting them to be best friends. You’ve got legendary talents like Kishore Kumar and A.R. Rahman sitting right next to Taylor and Imagine Dragons, like the weirdest family reunion the music world has ever seen. I mean, do you expect them to collaborate? “Kishore Kumar ft. Taylor Swift - Love Story (Remix with Sufi Emotions)”? The world would collectively roll its eyes and wonder what you were smoking when you hit that “follow” button. And let's talk about your most played songs—an eclectic collection that’s somehow even more mismatched than your wardrobe. You’ve gone from the timeless Elvis to a 'Please Please Please' that belongs on the same playlist as a toddler’s temper tantrum. I mean, who even knew there was a version of "Until I Found You" that needed an Em Beihold backup? It's clear you have a penchant for drama, and while your taste in music is as confusing as a Bollywood plot twist, at least it gives your friends a solid excuse to roast you during karaoke night. So crank up the volume and keep the cringes coming, because your profile is an unintentional stand-up comedy set waiting for an audience!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!