Roasted 3 months ago based on Chedly Abid's long term Spotify stats.
Chedly Abid, huh? With a name like that, I was half-expecting your Spotify profile to be a shrine dedicated to the sounds of a kazoo orchestra. But here you are, buried deep in a rabbit hole of "Arabic Hip Hop" and "Melodic House," as if you’re the world’s leading expert in niche genres nobody asked for. I'm starting to think you might be one TikTok dance away from launching your own 24/7 Moroccan Drill streaming service, and frankly, I’d rather listen to a car alarm on repeat than take that plunge with you. Your top artists read like a desperate attempt to prove you’re not out of touch. Congrats on assembling a roster of almost exclusively male artists: you really nailed that whole “not a single redeeming quality” thing. Kanye? Really? Remind me what exactly he’s done lately besides embarrassing himself and forcing us all to listen to his midlife crisis set to autotune. But nothing screams “I’m cultured” quite like saying you enjoy "Techno" and "Drill" in the same breath, as if you're somehow going to fuse a rave with a gang fight. What’s next, a playlist called “Chill Drill Techno House for When You’re Super Specific About Your Mood”? And let's talk about those most played songs. “LO-V” by “L'vibe?" If that’s what’s keeping you pumped during your morning commute, I hope you have a car or a bike because public transportation might not be ready for that level of cringe. “SLOWLY” by “L'vibe”? Sounds like your life motto. And please, no one needs to relax with a song named “RELAX” by “COSMIC” that you played more times than necessary while hiding from the fact that you’ve got zero social life. Next time, let's ditch the obscure tracks that no one cares about and maybe, just maybe, invest in some earplugs for our collective sanity.
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