Roasted 7 months ago based on Olivia's long term Spotify stats.

Olivia, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a high school musical enthusiast who still hasn’t figured out that the world exists beyond pop star fantasies. With a top artist lineup featuring two variations of Taylor and a girl who might just be a little bit less famous than your own shadow, it’s like you only have room in your heart for one type of emotional rollercoaster—the one hosted by bubblegum pop. I mean, are you sure “musicals” isn’t just code for your comprehensive collection of show tunes? Bravo, truly. Your most played songs look like a desperate cry for help titled “How to Navigate High School Drama in 7 Easy Steps.” Seriously, “ballad of a homeschooled girl” and “get him back!”? You could practically publish a self-help book for socially awkward teens! Your playlist is basically a mixtape for every bad decision you've made on a Friday night, and I’m convinced the next one will be titled “Crying Over My Wi-Fi While Binge-Watching Glee.” You’re the only person getting emotional over a song called “Ours (Taylor's Version)” when you could be out living your own “ours” story—take a few tips from your top artist, Olivia Rodrigo, and try getting your life back together instead! And what's with the inclusion of Howard Keel? Did you dig him up from the archives because 1950s musicals are the only thing your mom would approve of? This is modern music, not a time capsule! You know you can update your taste, right? Transition from “Sparks Fly (Taylor’s Version)” to “Sparks Fly (IRL)”—it’s a radical concept, I know! You’re like a walking calculator of lovesick teenage angst, but here's an idea: let’s try listening to something that doesn’t make you sound like you’ve never even seen the inside of a real-world relationship! Until then, enjoy your bubble where it’s always 2003 and the biggest tragedy in life is forgetting to hit “skip” on the next Taylor Swift emotional breakdown track.

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