Roasted 11 months ago based on Baby Bananya's long term Spotify stats.

GRIPWEED, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster’s wet dream and a Gen Z midlife crisis rolled into one. Seriously, who hurt you? It takes a special type of person to have a playlist that oscillates between “I’m an artsy genius” and “Please call my therapist.” You say you like genres like IDM and Breakcore, but I’m pretty sure you just search for the most confusing music to prove you have better taste than everyone else—while simultaneously sounding like your Spotify is having a nervous breakdown. Congratulations, your sonic identity crisis is an art form all its own. And let’s talk about that rotation of artists, shall we? You’ve got Aphex Twin and Radiohead crammed in there for the "I’m too complex for basic pop" vibe, juxtaposed with The Beatles, like you want to remind everyone you can appreciate a classic while pumping your brain full of noise. Quite the eclectic choice! It’s like you decided to throw a music festival where everyone fights for the ox cord, but the only ticket price is an extensive therapy session to deal with your questionable choices. I mean, what’s next? Ashlee Simpson and a lo-fi remaster of elevator music? As for those most played songs, buddy, it feels like you’re trying way too hard to be relatable with a side of existential dread. Nothing screams "I've got my life together" like playing "Idioteque" three times in a row while sipping a soy latte and staring blankly at the wall. If I wanted to listen to tracks about feeling lost, I’d just scroll through my social media feed! But hey, nothing says “I’m a misunderstood soul” quite like blasting "Starman" while shuffling to the grocery store. Just remember: it’s all fun and games until the checkout line and they ask if you want paper or plastic, and suddenly you're once again trapped in the ambient void of everyday life.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!