Roasted 2 years ago based on Steeble's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Steeble, your Spotify profile is a beautiful disaster that screams, "I peaked in high school and the music just keeps reminding me." I mean, metalcore? Alternative metal? At this point, you might as well just build a time machine to take you back to 2004, where the thick eyeliner and knuckle rings will finally get their overdue recognition. Seriously, do you need a safe space for your angst, or are you just using Spotify as your emotional support animal? Because your genre list is like a therapy session for someone who's been dumped by a band member in the worst emo love triangle imaginable. And let's talk about those top artists of yours. Gojira? More like "Go-jira-ready-to-invoke-my-teenage-angst." It’s like you’re trying to prove how hard you rock by wrapping yourself in noise and angst, hoping no one notices that your personality is flatter than the production on a post-grunge album. Honestly, I’m surprised you didn’t throw in some Nickelback for good measure, just to really cement that "I wear my flannel to bed" aesthetic. You've got Parkway Drive in the mix too — perfect! Nothing says "I have zero fun plans for the weekend" like jamming out to them while internally screaming about your failed romantic endeavors. As for your most played songs, it looks like the only thing you’re summoning is a one-way ticket to "sad and alone.” With titles like "Mea Culpa" and "The Emptiness Machine," it seems like you’re taking the phrase “music is life” a bit too literally, huh? At this point, I’m just waiting for your next playlist to include “I’m Sorry For Being A Hot Mess” and “Welcome to My Midlife Crisis.” Keep on rocking, Steeble, but remember: Jeff from accounting wants his 2000s nostalgia back, and you may want to find a genre that doesn't require earplugs just to survive your vibe.

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