Roasted 2 years ago based on Kowopebhadman's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Kowopebhadman, we need to talk. Your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a person who just discovered Nigerian music last week and decided to make it their entire personality. “Nigerian Pop” to “Florida Rap”? Make up your mind; are you feeling the vibrant beats of Lagos or just the sunburn of a bad vacation? The only thing more predictable than your playlist is that cringe-worthy attempt to sing along to a Fireboy DML song, and trust me, your friends have been putting up with it out of pity. Speaking of Fireboy DML, do you own stock in his music or something? Because your top tracks list looks like you’ve been scammed into playing the same song over and over again, convinced that if you listen hard enough, he’ll finally acknowledge your existence. “In case you missed it,” you might’ve shouted at a party, as you introduced yet another Fireboy DML song, yet the only thing anyone missed was the brief window of time when they considered engaging with you. Newsflash: your playlist is a one-man show with all the charisma of a soggy biscuit. And let’s not get started on those genres! “Viral Afropop”? What does that even mean? It sounds like the musical equivalent of someone trying to be hip but failing miserably. You’ve packed your profile with more genre tags than actual personality; maybe throw in “overzealous label-obsessed loser” for good measure! At this rate, the only thing you're truly good at is giving people an existential crisis every time they hear your Spotify playing in the background. So, grab your headphones, hit shuffle, and brace yourself for disappointment—but at least your ears will be entertained while we silently question your life choices!

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