Roasted 11 months ago based on soph's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, Soph. Your Spotify profile looks like a teenage girl’s diary went on a binge-watch of telenovelas and K-dramas, and then decided to record its feelings in song form. I mean, "Sad Sierreño"? Seriously? Is your entire playlist just a soundtrack for crying over spilled mascara and mislaid crushes? You’ve got more "corridos" than you have life crises, and that’s saying something. At this point, even your Spotify algorithm must be questioning your overall sanity. And what’s with all the Ivan Cornejo? Did you forget that there’s a world of music out there, or are you just trying to send a low-key SOS? I half-expect your next top song to be “300 Noches” followed by “300 More Reasons to Get a Life”. Meanwhile, your top artists are a confused mix of girl-next-door pop and brooding Mexican ballads, like you can’t decide if you want to cry in English or Spanish. Newsflash: this isn’t a Netflix special; you don’t need to be indecisive about your mood to enjoy music. You’ve made it through the K-Pop fever and somehow landed in the deep end of the corridos pool, but you might need a life raft because your musical taste has the emotional range of a potato. With your combo of "Dembow Belico" and "Sad Sierreño," you’re really trying to corner the market on post-break-up vibes and questionable life choices. Keep it up, and soon enough, we’ll have a new genre called “Denial Pop,” just for you. But hey, at least your Spotify wrapped will be the perfect backdrop for an Instagram story crying out for help!
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