Roasted 1 month ago based on qïss's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's qïss, the quintessential music enthusiast who clearly took a wrong turn at ‘cool’ and ended up chilling in the land of overly specific tastes. J-Pop, Vocaloid, and more rock sub-genres than I can count? Are you curating a playlist for an anime-themed funeral, or are you just auditioning for the role of "the most indecisive listener on the planet"? Seriously, I've seen more variety in a toddler's crayon box than in your favorite genres. At this point, the only thing harder to define than your music taste is your sense of self. Your top artists are about as eclectic as a rock DJ with vision problems. Queen and a bunch of J-Pop acts? You might want to exchange your "I Heart Vocaloid" T-shirt for something that doesn’t scream “I was bullied in high school and just learned about online fandoms.” And hey, with all that Queen on repeat, I get it – "Somebody to Love" can really hit home when you realize that no one wants to date someone with a Spotify profile that reads like the notes from a 12-year-old's diary. I’m just glad they don’t have a song titled “Desperate for Validation,” or that’d be your anthem. And those most played songs – wow, nice job turning the entire Queen discography into a personal soundtrack for your mid-year existential crisis. I mean, “We Will Rock You”? More like “We Will Judge You” here. You could literally jump off the earth and no one would notice, but hey, at least you’d land on a solid beat. Here’s a pro tip: diversify that playlist like it's your dating life. Or do you just not believe in new music? Because with this lineup, the only thing we can tell you love is being stuck in a nostalgic time loop that even David Bowie would be proud of.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!