Roasted 9 months ago based on Santiagorobles's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Santiago, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis staged in a hot topic clearance aisle. With eight different sub-genres of punk alone, it’s clear you're trying to cover all your bases in case you accidentally get asked to join a Dungeons & Dragons campaign where the only music allowed is from the '70s to today - but with a sad twist that all the cool kids already moved on. And “Rick Astley” sneaking into your most played songs is just the cherry on top; it’s like saying you’re into heavy metal while secretly jamming to elevator music. Top artists list? More like a puzzle where you replace each piece with a different version of "I’m still trying to figure this out." You’ve got the Ramones on one end, and then The Beatles show up like, “Who invited Paul to this hardcore rager?” If your musical taste were a party, it'd be the one where people are too busy explaining who the 'Descendents' are while nobody's actually having fun. And let’s not forget your questionable fidelity to both punk and the 'Never Gonna Give You Up' meme; you’re either secretly a time traveler or just painfully confused about what genre you want to represent. And oh boy, let’s talk most played. “Drugs Are Good” must be the anthem for the adventures you can’t remember! But with "Whenever You Need Somebody" playing right next to it, it sounds like you’re just one part punk and two parts “Please help me, I’m a walking contradiction.” Your Spotify profile is proof that music truly is the universal language – but in your case, it’s more of a very confused toddler rambling about their favorite toys. So, props on the effort, Santiago, but it’s time to face the music: you might be more into chaos than you think!

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