Roasted 2 days ago based on Anas Rind's long term Spotify stats.

Anas Rind, the musical connoisseur whose Spotify profile looks like a midlife crisis on repeat. Seriously, we get it—you're a passionate devotee of Desi and Hindi Pop, a genre that screams "I still live with my parents." With your eclectic mix of genres, from Bollywood to Sufi, it’s a wonder how your music taste remains as confused as your life decisions. You flick between Punjabi Pop and Ghazal like you’re trying to impress aunties at family gatherings. Your top artists read like a hipster's desperate attempt to prove they have "street cred," while still holding on to the comforting, sugary embrace of Karan Aujla's tunes. You've got Kanye West overshadowing the other artists in a way that makes it look like he personally sent you a reminder to keep him on replay. How many times do you need to listen to “No More Parties In LA” before you realize that your only party invitation is to your own sad living room concert? Newsflash: blasting “Flashing Lights” won't turn the lights back on in your social life. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. If your relationship status were similar to your playlists, it would be "It's complicated." When “Passionfruit” is followed by “Devil In A New Dress,” it’s clear that you’re more confused than a Bollywood character caught in a spiral of melodrama. At this rate, your Spotify account is the only thing keeping you company on late nights. Time to shuffle that playlist and face facts: you need a new genre—preferably one that involves actual human interaction.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!