Roasted 11 months ago based on mayank's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Mayank! The human equivalent of a "Sorry, I'm busy binge-watching Netflix" text. Your Spotify profile reads like a Bollywood soundtrack to a melodramatic love story—filled with so many angst-laden ballads that even your playlists should come with a side of tissues. Hindi pop and ghazals? Bro, I didn't realize your heart was going to break three times before lunchtime! With such a diverse mix of genres, are you trying to score points at every family wedding or just overcompensating for a complete lack of personality? And what’s with your “Top Artists” list? You’re like the Wikipedia page of Indian music but for someone who’s accidentally stumbled onto it during a late-night study session. Sure, Kishore Kumar is a legend, but come on, your music taste feels like it’s stuck in a time loop where the only requirement is to play the same five tracks whenever there’s a hint of nostalgia. Meanwhile, poor Lana Del Rey must be shaking her head, wondering how she got dragged into this desi cacophony of feels. It’s like putting pasta in your butter chicken—just why? Lastly, your most played songs give off serious “I still wear my school uniform” vibes! “Choo Lo” by The Local Train? Need we remind you the train left the station, and you’re still on the platform waiting for express love? And don't get me started on your obsession with "Mere Mehboob Qayamat Hogi.” I can already picture the emotional karaoke sessions you host, making your friends question their life choices. You’re on a musical ride destined for cringe-ville, seatbelts optional, and everyone around you is just praying for a timely stop!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!