Roasted 2 years ago based on Venus's long term Spotify stats.
Ah, foreignsluts, the proud curator of a Spotify profile that looks like a teenager’s rage-fueled playlist after a breakup. With an insatiable appetite for “Rage Rap” and a whole buffet of sub-genres that sound like they were created in a basement by kids who discovered the “autotune” feature, it’s a wonder your taste in music doesn’t come with a side of problematic endorsement deals. Your favorite genres are basically a checklist of how to manifest a midlife crisis before hitting 30. "Glitchcore” and “Dark Plugg”? Congratulations! You’ve officially out-hipstered the hipsters and become the proud owner of auditory chaos. Your top artists are an eclectic mix that screams “I want to be unique so badly that I’ll listen to anything with a beat.” DC The Don? More like DC You’ve-Got-A-Lot-Of-Explaining-To-Do because the sheer volume of tracks from him streaming through your account is a clear indicator you might be a bit obsessed. Ken Carson shows up so often that I wouldn't be surprised if you consider him a family member at this point – maybe even your “musical dad” whose love language is auto-tuned lyrics about life in the fast lane. And then we dive into your most played songs, which honestly sound like the emotional diary entries of a teenager trapped in an existential crisis. "Werkin" by OsamaSon? Good luck explaining that to your therapist when they ask about your coping mechanisms. Your music taste is the equivalent of wearing a hoodie to a wedding: completely out of place yet somehow still a magnet for attention. So power on, foreignsluts! Keep patching your personal soundtrack with tracks that let everyone know you’re in a constant state of existential dread with a dash of teenage rebellion.
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