Roasted 7 months ago based on Sev's long term Spotify stats.

Sev, your Spotify profile reads like the musical choices of a teenager who’s just discovered therapy but prefers to scream about it instead. Rage Rap and Emo Rap? It’s like you’re trying to craft a soundtrack for a high school drama where the main character never leaves their room and writes poetry about how hard life is while munching on expired Cheetos. The commitment you have to genres that sound like they were birthed in an angst-filled adolescent meltdown is both horrifying and hilarious. It’s as if you’ve taken emotions that should be expressed gently and decided to repackage them as an emotional dumpster fire. Your favorite artists list is a rollercoaster ride through the lowest valleys of human emotion. City Morgue and XXXTENTACION might be your spirit animals, but let’s be real: it’s like you’re trying to summon a mood with every track that screams “Why bother?” Erykah Badu throws in a funky coolness to your otherwise chaotic lineup, like a splinter of light in an otherwise dark cave. And let’s not forget the mystical presence of Bryson Tiller – how do you manage to combine “trap metal” with the smoothest R&B? What are you hoping for, an existential crisis set to a sick beat? And the most played songs. "Rain Noises"? Really? Is soothing rain supposed to drown out the mental chaos that comes with listening to Trap Metal? Do you find comfort in the sound of drops when you’re surrounded by the cacophony of emotional turmoil? Look, Sev, maybe try a few artists outside your self-inflicted angst bubble. Lighten up the playlist with something unnerving like, I don’t know… a lullaby? I hear babies are really into that, but it might brighten up your vibe. Or at least set it on fire – because at this rate, your music tastes are just begging for an exorcism.

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