Roasted 2 years ago based on Kelza's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Kelza, the connoisseur of Europop and Synthpop—because who wouldn't want the soundtrack of a ‘90s Euro trash disco playing in their headphones while they contemplate life choices? Your music taste reads like a Spotify playlist for a party that never actually started. “Phonk Brasileiro”? Is that what happens when someone's not quite sure whether they’re going for Brazilian beats or just the sound of a blender going rogue? Yeah, let's just stick to the Europop, the only genre that truly deserves to be played in neon lights, all while you sip on a fancy drink and text your ex about your feelings. And those artists, wow, you really went on a deep dive into the depths of DJ obscurity, didn’t you? With top names like "Dj RxdDxath" and "DJ阿布", it's clear you've put extensive effort into unearthing the absolute worst of the underground. It's like you took one look at Michael Jackson and thought, “Nah, let’s swap him out for some guy whose name looks like it’s a typo from an online chat.” Seriously, when even the algorithms recoil in horror at your listening history, it’s time to evaluate if "Soul" really means “soul-crushing shame.” Let’s not overlook your most-played songs. If anyone has ever seen such a haphazard collection of montages and extreme slowness in music, it’d probably be the soundtrack to your existential crisis. “Sleepwalker - Ultra Slowed & Reverb”? It’s like you want your life to sound as sluggish as watching paint dry. Clearly, with all these “Ultra Slowed” tracks, you’ve synchronized your entire listening experience to match the energy of a tortoise on a vacation. Bravo, Kelza! Keep it up, and your Spotify profile will become real-life proof that the only thing worse than your music taste is your taste in life.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!