Roasted 10 months ago based on t's long term Spotify stats.

Title: The Playlist of a Confused Musical Identity Crisis Looking at your Spotify profile is like trying to identify the taste of that mystery meat at a low-tier diner—nobody knows what it is, but you're definitely going to get sick from it. With a favorite genres list that reads like a "How to Be Annoying" manual, it's no surprise you find solace in the chaotic cacophony of "Nu Metal" and "Hyperpop." You've blended genres like a toddler finger painting—just slapping colors on a canvas and praying it works out. Your choice of Jersey Club might suggest you're trying to hide in the depths of dance music, but honestly, it just screams, “I'm lost and I have a perplexing taste in everything.” And the top artists? Oh boy, that's a deep dive into musical eccentricity! You've got "Mindless Self Indulgence" as your favorite—very on brand for someone who probably feels more angst than the average teenager. Do you own a mirror? Because with a knack for picking artists who sound like they’re perpetually screaming into the void, I can only assume your reflection is slumped over with a bowl of cereal resembling the musical equivalent of a mental breakdown. And "Slipknot" makes the cut? Big surprise! Maybe you think wearing a mask will help hide your questionable taste in music, but it’s not the masks we’re worried about—it’s the playlists. Then there are your most played songs, where the titles alone read like a rebellious teenage diary. “Bitches”? “Bullshit”? Wow, way to get all poetic on us! If I wanted to see more angst and immaturity, I’d just visit a high school! You might want to find a therapist instead of hitting repeat on “You’ll Rebel To Anything,” because clearly, you’ve been rebelling against good taste for far too long. Do yourself a favor and branch out—please. Your ears will thank you when they get a break from this horror show.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!