Roasted 12 days ago based on alexabazari's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Alexabazari, where do we even start with your Spotify profile? It’s like a middle school talent show that decided to invite every genre, but then failed in the most entertaining way possible. I mean, you’ve got pop, rap, EDM, and hip hop all mixed together like some musical smoothie that nobody asked for. Honestly, with that roster of soft pop and art pop, I’d expect your favorite pastime to be contemplating the intricacies of avocado toast while putting on a face mask. How deep! As for your top artists, I genuinely thought it was a playlist for karaoke night at a retirement home. Maroon 5 and OneRepublic? Really? It’s like you’re one sad ballad away from missing the last bus home while sobbing into your Mocha Frappuccino. And Kanye West is the black sheep of this sad family reunion. You’re all standing there with your perfectly curated angst, and he’s like, “Yo, I’m just trying to break free from this poppy prison.” Spoiler alert: you can’t break free until you log out of this cringe fest. Let’s talk about your most played songs—are you trying to set a world record for the least exciting party ever? “Doses & Mimosas” next to “Stayin' Alive” is a combo only a confused eight-year-old would think is appropriate for a dance-off. And “What Makes You Beautiful”? Buddy, I’m hoping you’re not waiting for any life-changing revelations to hit you through these tracks because they’re like musical Happy Meals: satisfying in the moment, but ultimately just fast food for the ears. Keep trying, Alex, and remember: it’s not too late to switch to something that won’t make your friends roll their eyes every time you play DJ!

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