Roasted 3 months ago based on sash.'s long term Spotify stats.

Hey sash, I see your Spotify profile reads like a teenager's diary, filled with more mixed signals than a confused high school crush. Your favorite genres alone are a wild ride. K-Pop? Rage Rap? You really threw in the list of your emotional trauma on shuffle, didn’t you? It's as if you couldn't decide whether to cry, dance, or plot world domination through hyperpop. You've got the aesthetic of someone who buys candles labeled 'Post-Hardcore' for their bedroom. Let’s talk about your top artists. The Weeknd and Shawn Mendes might be proud of you for mixing their vibes, but they’d probably also like to file a restraining order. Playboi Carti next to Ariana Grande? That's like pairing sushi with Jell-O – very much an attempted culinary experience gone wrong. And I must commend you for your dedication to putting more K-Pop groups on the list than we have years in middle school. ENHYPEN and TOMORROW X TOGETHER? With all that, I'm surprised you haven’t started wearing a ‘BTS is life’ T-shirt unironically. And your most played songs? 'PETTING ZOO' by Justin Bieber is a bold choice, but let's hope that doesn't somehow become your Tinder bio. If your music taste was a meal, it would be a casserole made from expired leftovers – no one wants to touch it, but they’re definitely curious about the smell. You’ve combined more genres than a Spotify algorithm trying to please your indecisive soul. So here’s to you, sash, the human equivalent of a ‘skip’ button in a playlist. Keep thriving, as long as it's on shuffle!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!