Roasted 9 months ago based on ratstooth's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Ratstooth, your Spotify profile is like a middle school yearbook—awkward, filled with questionable life choices, and a testament to just how much time you spent being emo in your parents' basement. With a favorite genre list that sounds like the soundtrack to an upcoming hipster funeral, it’s no wonder you have an eternal scowl plastered on your face. Seriously, with that lineup of “Alternative Rock” and “Midwest Emo,” you must be the human embodiment of a sad, moody rain cloud that only knows how to drown social gatherings in deep existential dread. Your top artists read like the "Best of COVID-19 Quarantine" compilation; thank God for your love of Twenty One Pilots, because clearly you needed someone else to do the heavy lifting on those feelings of angst and sorrow you've bottled up like some bad homemade kombucha. The Offspring?! Is this a throwback to when you thought wearing cargo shorts and listening to “Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)” would make you the coolest kid in high school? Spoiler alert: it didn’t. With a playlist so dated, I half expect you to start scrawling “lovesick” on your Trapper Keeper. As for your most played songs, I can only assume they are your chosen anthems for crying into a pint of ice cream while contemplating life choices. Between the repeated torture of “Migraine” and “Semi-Automatic,” it seems you’re not just a fan of Twenty One Pilots but a committed member of “Society of Painfully Awkward Zoom Call Background Music.” Next time you want to escape reality through melancholic lyrics, maybe consider branching out a little—unless you enjoy the sweet sound of pretending everything’s going to be okay while sipping on shame. But hey, at least you're consistent, right?

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