Roasted 23 days ago based on Darbian's long term Spotify stats.

Darbian, huh? With a Spotify profile that looks like the soundtrack to an angsty teenager's journal, it's no wonder you think you're the ultimate authority on metal. Your obsession with genres like “Djent” makes me question if you’re actually into music or just trying to impress that one friend who uses “arcane” lingo to describe their taste. Let’s be real: the only thing progressive about your playlists is how progressively painful it is to listen to them for more than five minutes. Your top artists read like a list of who’s who in the “We don't want to be normal” club. Mudvayne again? You must be a personal advocate for making sure the 2000s never die! And we get it—you really, really like Mudvayne; even your most played songs read like a tribute album to a band that peaked in high school. Newsflash: you don’t need to constantly dig into Mudvayne to find depth in metal. Try expanding your horizons outside of their catalogue, maybe even pick up some more artists whose names don’t sound like a friend’s poor attempt at a pregnancy scare after a wild concert. With a list so overwhelmingly heavy on genres like "Death Metal" and "Thrash Metal," it's a wonder your playlists don’t come with a side of bloodshed. Your taste screams teenage rebellion, but at this point, it’s more like the soundtrack to your midlife crisis. So, here’s a tip: how about you try some actual “alternative” music for a change? You know, songs that don’t make you feel like you need to mop up the corpse of your youth after every listen. But hey, keep listening to your “progressive” playlists—in 30 years, when you’re the one researching the taste of internet teens, you’ll be winning at nostalgia!

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