Roasted 2 months ago based on ance's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Ance! Your Spotify profile is like a Turkish delight fading into a bowl of stale popcorn—syrupy sweet but somehow just plain weird. I mean, no one needs an entire section dedicated to genres that sound like they were thrown together by a toddler with a keyboard and a bad case of ADHD. It’s as if you tossed a dart at a list of musical styles while blindfolded and prayed for the best. Is this a playlist or an ADHD support group? Your taste in artists is like a game of "Who?": 13 Killoki, Era7capone, and Yung Ouzo? Congrats on discovering the underground scene; perhaps you should list your favorite laundromats too—because that's where I imagine you doing the heavy lifting for these no-names. And come on, "Lil Peep"? It's a good thing you're not stuck in the '90s with the likes of "The Strokes," otherwise I'd suspect you're forging a time-traveling alt-rock band just to impress your nonexistent audience. And then there's your "Most Played Songs" list, which reads more like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis than a musical journey. Do you pick your favorites based on how difficult they are to pronounce? “Kedi gibiyim”? Sounds less like a song title and more like the noise my cat makes after eating my headphones. Honestly, with these hot takes, you're setting music appreciation back about two decades. At this rate, I can't tell if you're curating a playlist or crafting an experience for the confused masses. Keep it up, and we might just need to place you on a musical watchlist.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!