Roasted 20 days ago based on Lvks's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Lvks! Your Spotify profile looks like the chaotic aftermath of a music streaming malfunction. I mean, "Bolero" and "Latin Pop" sitting side by side? You’ve managed to create the most romantic and confusing playlist since that mixtape your ex made you, filled with background noise from a taco truck and slow jams from the 80s. Are you aiming for a cultural fusion or just trying to single-handedly destroy the concept of genre? If I had a peso for every time I cringed at your mashup of rancheras and reggaeton, I might be able to afford good taste in music. Let's take a moment to appreciate your top artists. You’ve got José José serenading alongside Sabrina Carpenter like that fragile friendship between your Spotify and your music taste. What’s the story here? Are you throwing a house party where cultural confusion is the main theme? You've basically invited the melodrama of Latin music and the high school angst of pop into one room, and they’re both side-eyeing each other. The only way that cocktail of vibes could get worse is if you added a few more artists just to make it clear you have zero idea who you really are. And let's talk about those most played songs. It's like your music library is the Lost & Found of the internet—so many questionable choices crammed into a digital box. “novatos” by HUMBE? Really? That title sounds like a desperate attempt at self-identification. The amount of Sabrina Carpenter you’ve logged is downright concerning; are you trying to manifest a 2000s teen drama, or are you just suffering from a case of musical insanity? "Complicated" is a perfect title for your playlist because, honestly, nobody can figure out what the hell is going on here. At this point, I'm convinced your profile is a cry for help—so please, for the love of good music, get a friend to curate for you!

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