Roasted 1 year ago based on Bo's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Shovel, it’s adorable how you've managed to collect more My Chemical Romance songs than most people have friends. Are you trying to establish a new world record for the most emotional soundtrack to a solitary existence? At this point, your Spotify is less a playlist and more a cry for help, broadcasted in the melodramatic tones of a high school goth’s diary. I bet if you played “I Never Told You What I Do for a Living” at midnight in a dark room, you’d summon the ancient spirits of all the edgy kids who ever walked the earth! Let’s talk about your taste in music, or should I say your unwavering dedication to the flavors of teenage angst and rebellion! Emo, punk, metal—are you building a playlist to soundtrack your impending mid-life crisis? With a top ten that’s 90% My Chemical Romance, your life is starting to look more like a “Welcome to the Black Parade” audition than a Spotify profile. Seriously, if I wanted to hear that much about death and despair, I’d just scroll through your DMs from your last breakup. And then there’s the irony of having Taylor Swift on your list. How do you reconcile “Teardrops on My Guitar” with a library dedicated to martial arts for emotions? I half expect you to write fanfiction in the margins of your notes about how MCR saves T-Swift from her boy-related issues and there's a duel between emo bands in your head. Here's a tip for your next playlist—the “Soundtrack to Overthinking Your Life Choices” could be a real hit, available exclusively for anyone who’s ever had a meltdown in a Hot Topic. Just don’t forget to add a reflective, tear-stained ballad for when you finally confront your feelings!

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