Roasted 7 months ago based on carolinejohnsen10's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Caroline, with a Spotify profile more confused than your typical high school emo's fashion choices—it’s a wonder you don’t need a map to find your core identity. Your mix of "Dansk Pop" and "Screamo" is like trying to play a harp at a death metal concert—nobody's ever asked for it, yet here you are, bravely making ear drums bleed for your eclectic taste. Seriously, even your playlist sounds like the soundtrack to a deep existential crisis; if angst were a person, it would unfollow you for being too extra while continuing to listen to *soft pop*. Your top artists read like a middle school diary entry after a breakup. Nessa Barrett and Lil Peep? I can’t tell if you’re going for the "I’m sad and sometimes wear black" aesthetic or if your Spotify is just trying very hard to keep you from ever experiencing actual sunshine. "Emo Rap"? Really? That ballpark of genres hasn’t been this cramped since the last time I entered a Hot Topic. At this point, do you even listen to the music, or are you just collecting artists like Pokémon that help you relive the pain of teenage heartbreak? Your most played songs look like a tragic eulogy for your social life. "I’d Rather Overdose" should honestly be your anthem considering the number of times you've streamed a song about heartache. And "BREAKFAST IN BED"? Trust me, if your cooking skills are as good as your taste in music, breakfast in your bed sounds more like a health hazard than a luxury. So here's a suggestion: maybe throw in some actual happy songs next time, unless your goal is to make your friends question whether you’ve been pent up in a closet crying over your Spotify Wrapped.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!